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LIZ. 19. THIS IS MY PERSONAL BLOG <3 so like watch out. 18+ kinda NSFW i'm lazy about tagging things so like sorry. hope ur ready 4 this. hmu lets be friends.

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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— 18 hours ago with 425706 notes
kingofcreppyisland:

Me making some calls to get your blog deleted

kingofcreppyisland:

Me making some calls to get your blog deleted

(Source: hadarlikestoblog, via meanplastic)

— 18 hours ago with 3620 notes
thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

(via fuckyour-pretty-face)

— 18 hours ago with 94813 notes
totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

(via queer-terror)

— 18 hours ago with 19142 notes

42reveries:

sreik:

This has been your daily reminder that not only do people with physical disabilities exist, we can be pretty damn attractive when we want to be.

You are perfect!! 

(via pottysmovingcastle)

— 21 hours ago with 772 notes

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

(via revenantremains)

— 1 day ago with 26515 notes

fourismydoctor:

Cooper wishes everyone a very happy Halloween!

(via kearabaggins)

— 1 day ago with 9524 notes

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami, via revenantremains)

— 1 day ago with 282978 notes

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via yungsnowwhite)

— 1 day ago with 380217 notes
"I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."
— 2 days ago with 79082 notes