how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again
This has been your daily reminder that not only do people with physical disabilities exist, we can be pretty damn attractive when we want to be.
You are perfect!!
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
"I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."