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LIZ. 19. THIS IS MY PERSONAL BLOG <3 so like watch out. 18+ kinda NSFW i'm lazy about tagging things so like sorry. hope ur ready 4 this. hmu lets be friends.

urulokid:

when you see a post on your dash that bothers you but you’d need to write 4 paragraphs as to why it is Wrong and you don’t have the time or the energy but it’s bothering you

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(via typefettinge)

— 14 hours ago with 101 notes

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

(Source: babycocodill, via pottysmovingcastle)

— 18 hours ago with 264301 notes

theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

(Source: p-eterquill, via streamofconscious-ness)

— 18 hours ago with 317302 notes
chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

(via alrights)

— 18 hours ago with 114562 notes

jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

(via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)

— 18 hours ago with 10293 notes

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

(via smvdges)

— 18 hours ago with 740889 notes

hypermanias:

Please, for the love of god, listen to autistic people talk about autism. Share things written by autistic people about autism. Give autistic people the loudest voice when it comes to autism.

(via screamingcrawfish)

— 18 hours ago with 4930 notes

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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(via jennstarkid)

— 18 hours ago with 22297 notes
urbandecay:

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urbandecay:

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— 19 hours ago with 4195 notes
sweet-bitsy:

bonbonbunny:

This store looks beautiful and I almost just put this in my queue and scrolled on but then I thought to actually check their url and this is one of their banner images

this is the most beautiful lingerie shop I have ever seen, this is straight up goddesslike

MY BRAND

sweet-bitsy:

bonbonbunny:

This store looks beautiful and I almost just put this in my queue and scrolled on but then I thought to actually check their url and this is one of their banner images

this is the most beautiful lingerie shop I have ever seen, this is straight up goddesslike

MY BRAND

(Source: bruises-and-braces, via cupiihime)

— 1 day ago with 13760 notes
"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

I actually really love this analogy.

(via wincherella)

This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

(via mymissus)

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— 1 day ago with 29240 notes
the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney, via sunknight-ryan)

— 1 day ago with 16820 notes